Your Executive Transformation Starts Here, Book Your Private Health Audit
Your Executive Transformation Starts Here, Book Your Private Health Audit
This is a discreet consultation where we’ll create your personal blueprint for peak condition. Due to the level of personal involvement, availability is extremely limited - reserve your time today.
This is a discreet consultation where we’ll create your personal blueprint for peak condition. Due to the level of personal involvement, availability is extremely limited - reserve your time today.
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CBRE
Delta
Danaher
United Airlines
Delta
Danaher
GE Aerospaces
CBRE
United Airlines
About us
At Lazy Shredded, we remove the
noise around health, so your body
reflects your standards without
requiring your focus.
We operate in the background through a white-glove,
done-for-you system built to perform wherever you
are. Quietly, precisely, without interruption to the
life you’ve built.
About us
At Lazy Shredded, we remove the noise around health, so your body reflects your standards without requiring your focus.
We operate in the background through a white-glove, done-for-you system built to perform wherever you are. Quietly, precisely, without interruption to the life you’ve built.
Our transformations
We keep you private while you become a signal
of change to the world.
Our transformations
We keep you private while you become a signal of change to the world.
Our process
Metabolic Optimization
Backed by years of refinement, our method creates visible
shifts in body composition, energy, and performance in less
time, with less effort, and without interrupting your lifestyle.
3h a week
of training
no limits
on food
worldwide
no matter your location
Our process
Metabolic Optimization
Backed by years of refinement, our method creates visible shifts in body composition, energy, and performance in less time, with less effort, and without interrupting your lifestyle.
3h a week
of training
no limits
on food
worldwide
no matter your location
How we work
How we work
No one-size-fits-all plan. Just execution led by specialists,
built around your schedule, your preferences, and your pace.
No one-size-fits-all plan. Just execution led by specialists, built around your schedule, your preferences, and your pace.
Step 1
Qualification
Apply, speak with our team, and join. If you're accepted.
Step 1
Qualification
Apply, speak with our team, and join. If you're accepted.
Step 2
Precision Intake
From Dexa scans to preferences, we collect everything, once.
Step 2
Precision Intake
From Dexa scans to preferences, we collect everything, once.
Step 3
Specialist-Led Setup
Our expert team builds and installs your entire plan around your life.
Step 3
Specialist-Led Setup
Our expert team builds and installs your entire plan around your life.
Step 4
Concierge Execution
We run everything in the background while you enjoy your new body.
Step 4
Concierge Execution
We run everything in the background while you enjoy your new body.
10+
10+
Years of experience
Years of experience
150+
150+
Changed lives
Changed lives
98.2%
98.2%
Client satisfaction rate
Client satisfaction rate
Testimonials
Testimonials
Meet the team
Meet the team
Our team is our greatest
asset.
Our team is our greatest asset.
Each transformation is executed by a private team of experts in training,
health, and recovery assigned to manage your aesthetics, presence,
health and performance across time zones, seasons, and shifting priorities.
Each transformation is executed by a private team of experts in training, health, and recovery assigned to manage your aesthetics, presence, health and performance across time zones, seasons, and shifting priorities.
Advanced education
Certified coaches
Decades of experience
Nutrition experts
Medical professionals
Advanced education
Certified coaches
Decades of experience
Nutrition experts
Medical professionals
What we do differently
What we do differently
Our edge isn’t just in results,
it’s in how we deliver them.
Our edge isn’t just in results, it’s in how we deliver them.
Global Flexibility
We deliver results no matter your location.
Global Flexibility
We deliver results no matter your location.
Concierge-like
Taken care of everything like chartering a jet.
Concierge-like
Taken care of everything like chartering a jet.
The "Lazy" way
The most efficient system you can get your hands on.
The "Lazy" way
The most efficient system you can get your hands on.
Founders
Executives
Investors
Doctors
Pilots
Celebrities
And more...
Founders
Executives
Investors
Doctors
Pilots
Celebrities
And more...
Global Network
Global Network
You get in, you get more than
just your health back.
You get in, you get more than just your health back.
The outcomes matter. But so does the company you keep.
LazyShredded operates as a private network of high performing men
who set the standard in their fields.
To preserve the integrity of this network, membership is granted
through a detailed qualification process.
The outcomes matter. But so does the company you keep.
LazyShredded operates as a private network of high performing men who set the standard in their fields.
To preserve the integrity of this network, membership is granted through a detailed qualification process.
100%
100%
High level leaders
High level leaders
12+
12+
Countries
Countries
You’re not buying another “fitness program”. You’re investing into
your presence, confidence and longevity.
You’re not buying another “fitness program”. You’re investing into your presence, confidence and longevity.
Book Your Private Executive Health Audit
Book Your Private Executive Health Audit